COMPLAINT 1.3

COMMUTE
by Bill Spektor

I always knew I
was a piece of shit,
but riding the MTA
really gives me the
authentic colon
experience.

Bill Spektor, 36, works in Midtown, but won’t tell you where. He prefers the Circle Line to the subway and drinks too much Manhattan Special.

Image by Igor Ovsyannykov from Pixabay

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