Submissions are closed.

All submissions should relate back to, elaborate on, respond to, and/or be a, complaint.

  • Be specific and interesting.
  • Unexpected use of form is preferred.
  • Limit: 5,000 words, but shorter is super fun.
  • Include your full name. If you would like to remain anonymous, please let us know.
  • For accepted pieces, we reserve the right of first publication. Therefore, submitted work should not have previously appeared online or elsewhere.
  • Simultaneous submissions are permitted. Please, however, withdraw your piece if it is accepted elsewhere while under consideration.


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